THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism)
A midget obese giraffe.
I’m having a heart attack
omgomgomgo
where have you been all my life obese mijaffe?
what is this.
what is life.
IT’S SO CUTE oMfG
OH MY GOD.
(Source: crittojanelee)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
touch me like you touch your keyboard
crying
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn